i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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