I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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