No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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