he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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