Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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