Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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