I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
