i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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