You're my little dorito
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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