Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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