I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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