Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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