I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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