Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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