You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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