fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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