Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
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