My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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