There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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