I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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