Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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