i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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