When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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