at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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