hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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