I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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