Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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