yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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