Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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