I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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