now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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