remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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