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(313): View more from Michigan

I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me

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(234): View more from Ohio

Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey

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(203): View more from Connecticut

How did you manage that?

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Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis

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lol... jersey girls rock

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(772): View more from Florida

He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...

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(707): View more from California

I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.

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(770): View more from Georgia

You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?

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(419): View more from Ohio

You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.

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