We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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