Betty ford says i'm here all night
She announced her abortion via fbk
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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