I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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