I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
