Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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