When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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