I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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