Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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