i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
