can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I forgot how hot balto sounded
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
two words: eviction party
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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