im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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