No stitches, just platelets and will power
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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