apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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