Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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