thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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