Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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