I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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