let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
We have started to decorate penises.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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