; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
