she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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