Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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