Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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