Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Randomize
