On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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