like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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