drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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