yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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